Raped off of everyone I know, cause they all did it.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Snowboarder hit me full speed, and the edge of the board made quick work of my feeble human flesh.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Uhhhh...paint?
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
No, no, and no.
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Rock and it's counterparts. (Punk, Classic, Screamo, etc.)
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Two in the morning.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Hrm, an earlier bus would be nice.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Girlfriend, middle school.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My privates. Life would be a cruel, painful existance otherwise.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6'2 to 6'4. I don't really keep tabs.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No, I'm the opposite. A large open expanse is enough to get me nervous.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My father. I was wee, and I remember being forced to eat cucumbers. I didn't want the fucking cucumbers. They had seeds in them. In hindsight, though, I would have yelled at my childish ass too.
13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Social Interaction.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Not blonde?
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Somewhere nice I hope.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
I'd rather drink my own piss.
17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Meat.
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pumpkin Pie
19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Green.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Naw.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Life?
22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
I'll see your crush and raise you a girlfriend. Oh, fine godamnit...I'd suppose my girlfriend counts as my crush.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Naw.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Fuck brand names. Is it comfortable? Is it cheap? Does it look decent? Go for it.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
13.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes, easy.
32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Sgt. Boland get these kids out of my sight, including yourself you little shit."
33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Home.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
This question can't have been written by an American! They never ignore other countries outside their own!
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
It's hard to say no to a girl, they're just so damned convincing.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
No.
37. FIRST JOB?
Military.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Naw.
39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Do I even believe in the idea of a soul?
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Riding a bus.
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
No.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
I don't get compliments, assuming the ones from my mom don't count.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Six dentists said I need 'em, one Adam Boland said "fuck that."
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hrm, seeing as that is a little short of a year from now...
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Three. Venerari, Ilirra, and Winston. Two girls and a boy if that's confusing to anyone...
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was going to be named Winston, after Winston Churchill, but my mother wasn't keen on the idea.
47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
It turn's out they have a dick. Big turn off...
48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
That's it's over.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Hi, I'm Vince from Sham Poo, you'll be saying Poo everytime!
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It works. It's impossible to read unless you're me, but it works.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Bow chicka bow wow.
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I bite my nails.
53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Yes, ma'am.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure, I'm pretty chill.
55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Is this asking about masturbation? No.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sure. You got to look nice... no need to look like Angelina Jolie, but don't look like you just got out of bed.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I keep my anger to myself. It festers away constantly.
58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Gain it.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Nintendo Sixty-Fooooooouuuuurrrr!
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Fifteen.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No.
63. Do you use sarcasm?
Never. I never...ever...use sarcasm. Now, am I being honest or not?
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mashed Potatoes.
"What's tater's, precious? Ehn?" "You know, taters!? Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew? PO-TA-TOES!?" Ahh, LOTR.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Will she speak to me? Is it in English?
But seriously, sense of humor first, personality second, looks third.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Khaine, K-Anal Train, Jesus, Half-Stalker, Jesus Half-stalker Man.
67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Invisibility.
68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
24, The Daily Show
69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Death.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Mint Chocolate Chip
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes.
72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
No.
73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
MW2, Video Assignment
74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Toronto or an equally big city.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Not really.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Drunk Tank Podcast.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
Catherine.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair?
80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Game, sleep, transport myself to Humber.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
People.
82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Fall.
83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Rockets.
84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Sure.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Blue.
87. SHOE SIZE?
Nine.
88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Tim Hortons.
89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Chinese ones.
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never had it.
91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Not yet.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Uhh...
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I can whistle.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Democrat.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
They're cool.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Box of Junior Caramel's.
98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
Step 1) Invert my penis into a vagina.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Not reading ought currently.
- Mood:
Bitter - Playing: Modern Warfare 2
- Eating: Corn Beef and Potato Pie
- Drinking: Coke
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All those memories, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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Do you think I dragged myself seventeen years through the disgusting machine that is society, just to have it torn from my hands!?
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All those memories, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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All those memories, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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戦争は私のマスターである。
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All those memories, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
...but, yeah...I'll go see it. The rest of the movie looks good...but be prepared for a ride back with some bitching about "The Bale."
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戦争は私のマスターである。
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All those memories, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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